|TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN|
Posted by Tommy on July 17, 1997 at 03:29:01:
TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN
>A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked
>her how that could be possible.
>"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died
>before we could consummate the marriage."
>"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding
>"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on
>the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."