"I quit drinking."
Posted by Tommy on July 17, 1997 at 03:25:45:

>A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. He drinks all three and
>leaves. He comes in the next day and does the same thing. This goes on for
>a few weeks, when the bartender asks him what's up with the three shots?
>The man says that he and his brothers made a pact that whenever one of them
>goes into a bar, they'll have a drink for each of them. The bartender
>says, "Wow, that's neat."
>One day the man walks in to the bar and only orders two shots. The
>bartender pours them, and asks, "Why only two today? Did one of your
>brothers pass away?" "No," replied the man, "I quit drinking."

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