Help Needed...........................! For the Guy
Posted by Tommy on July 17, 1997 at 03:15:47:

A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not
communicating at all and he's lonesome, so he goes to a pet store
thinking a pet might help.

The store he happened into specialized in parrots. As he wanders
down the rows of parrots he notices one with no feet.

Surprised, he mutters, "I wonder how he hangs onto the perch?"

The parrot says, "With my penis, you dummy."

The guy is startled and says, "You certainly talk well for a parrot."

The parrot says "Of course, I'm a very well educated parrot. I can
discuss politics, sports, religion, most any subject you wish."

The guy says "Gee, you sound like just what I was looking for."

The parrot says "There's not much of a market for maimed parrots.
If you offer the proprietor $20 for me, I'll bet he'll sell me."

The guy buys the parrot and for three months things go great. When he
comes home from work the parrot tells him Clinton said this, the A's won,
the Giants lost, the pope did so and so.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot waves a wing at him and
says, "Come in and shut the door."

The guy says, "What's up?"

The parrot says, "I don't know how to tell you this, but the mailman
came today. Your wife answered the door in her negligee and he
kissed her right on the lips."

The guy says, "Oh, a momentary flight of passion."

The parrot says, "Well, maybe, but then he fondled her breasts."

The guy says, "He did??"

The parrot says, "Yes. Then he pulled her negligee down and started sucking
on her breasts."

The guy says, "My God, what happened next?!?"

The parrot says, "I don't know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."

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