Posted by H.P.R.Gunawardena on August 26, 2011 at 01:23:59
Cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Sun Grilled Tourist: £5.00
Broiled Missionary: £7.00
Fried Explorer with garlic: £9.00
Freshly Baked: Politicians: £150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
'Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!'