National Condom Week
Posted by Tommy on June 07, 1997 at 12:02:37:


1. cover your stump, before you hump.
2. before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
3. don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. when in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. if you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
7. you can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
8. if you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. it will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
10. if you slip between the thighs, be sure to condomise.
11. she won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.
12. if you go into heat, package your meat.
13. while you are undressing Venus, dress up your penis.
14. when you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
15. especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. never deck her, with an unwrapped member.
17. don't be a fool, vulcanise your tool.
18. the right selection, check your erection.
19. wrap in foil, before checking her oil.

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