A man with a 50 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is
unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his
"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can
The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do
know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him
directions to the witch. The man calls upon the witch and relays his
"Witch, my penis is 50 inches long and I can't get any women to have sex
with me. Can you help me shorten it?"
The witch asked him to "Pull it out and let me look at it." The man
uncoils his 50 inch penis. The witch stares in amazement, scratches her
head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What
you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you
will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma.
First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog
your proposal, your penis will be ten inches shorter."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon
pond and sure enough, there sat this frog on a log. He called out to the
frog, "Will you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and
"NO." The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 10 inches shorter.
"WOW," he screamed out loud, "This is great!! But it's still too long
40 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."
"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted. The frog rolled its eyes
in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his
penis, looked down, and it was another 10 inches shorter. The man
"This is fantastic."
He looked down at his penis again, 30 inches long, and reflected for a
Thirty inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. So,
I'll ask the frog to marry me one more time. Grinning, he looked across
the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across pond shaking its head
"NO..........NO..........and for the last time..........NO."