The GREAT Four Buttons ........................!
Posted by Tommy on May 13, 1997 at 18:32:07:

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom
facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight
attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants'
LADIES room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked respectively:


Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman,
he disregarded what she said when his curiousity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of
Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought, Wow, these gals
really have it nice.

So, a little more boldly he pressed the WA
button. Body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and
dried it comfortably. Aha, he thought, no wonder these women take so
long in the bathroom with these kind of services!

So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft disposabe Powder Puff
swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine were just wearing off,

so in confusion, he buzzed the nurse to find out where he was and
what had happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was
intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, Yes, you must have been having a great time
until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button. By the way,
your penis is under your pillow.

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