Pure Marrage
Posted by Indu on May 10, 1997 at 05:38:30:

An American woman of 37 wants to get married, but she is only willing tomarry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked... and all the furniture from the room filed in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman" he says, "but if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo...I'm gonna need all the room I can get"

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