Humor in headlines!!!!!
Posted by Tommy on January 14, 1998 at 19:08:27:
>*India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock > >*Furore over Minister spending 2 crores for fixing broken leg of a > Logarithmic Table > >*Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst > >*Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires > >*No bombings in Kashmir today > >*Laloo to be made National Animal > >*Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526 > >*MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude > >*Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail > >*Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians > >*Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a >stick and some Pottasium Permanganate > >*Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software > >*Kalyan Singh pulls Mayawati's leg in UP Assembly - Literally > >*Death penalty upheld for Suicide victim > >*India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games > >*Bihar sold to Pakistan; In an unrelated incident Literacy soars up > in >both countries > >*Committee formed to study the effectiveness of Commissions > >*Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commomerate 50 years of > Independence >*Karnataka to aim for 100% reservation by Year 2000 ***********************************************
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