ANOTHER VISIT WITH LILTTLE JOHNNY....
Posted by Tommy on January 14, 1998 at 19:00:08:
>The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. > Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the > animals. It was fascinating." > > The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word "fascinate." > > Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo >and > saw the animals. I was fascinated." > > The teacher said, "good, but I wanted the word "fascinate." > > Litte Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was > noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could > damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him. > > Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are >so big she can only "fasten 8." >
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