ANOTHER VISIT WITH LILTTLE JOHNNY....
Posted by Tommy on January 14, 1998 at 19:00:08:

>The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a
sentence.
> Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all
the
> animals. It was fascinating."
>
> The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."
>
> Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia
Zoo
>and
> saw the animals. I was fascinated."
>
> The teacher said, "good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."
>
> Litte Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny
was
> noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he
could
> damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.
>
> Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs
are
>so big she can only "fasten 8."
>


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