Yo mamma so fat before god said let there be light he said move
your fat ass over.

Yo mammma's teeth are so yellow I cant believe its not butter

Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt everyone started yelling
Koool-AAIIId...

Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off
the curb

Yo mamma's so poor when I went into the house there was a match
lit on the floor, I put it out and you said what happened to the fire place