A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of

condoms and a jar of KY Jelly. As soon as he has

paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out.

The next day, the same performance, with the man

walking out laughing, fit to bust. The pharmacist

thinks this odd and asks his assistant, if the man

returns, to follow him.

Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day,

repeating his actions once more. The assistant duly

follows. Half an hour later, he returns.

"So did you follow him?"

"I did."

"And...where did he go?"

"Over to your house..."