Q. Which is worse, being gay or black.
A. Being gay. Blacks don't have to tell their parents that
they're black.
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Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to
play with them.
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Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
A: They're both filled with stiffs - only one's coming and one's going.