Yo mamma is so fat, when i tried to walk around her i got lost.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and died.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought Boys II Men was a day care center.

You wanna know how to kill yo mamma, shove her in a circled room and tell her to go stand in the corner.

Yo mamma is so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals.

Yo mamma is so stupid she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds.

Yo mamma is soo poor she can't afford too pay attention.

I remember the first time I saw yo mamma. She was standing outside of a pawn shop picking her teeth. Then when she found the ones she wanted she went inside and bought them.

I just love the way yo mamma's hair flows down her back. Too bad none of it's on her head.

Yo mamma's teeth are like stars... they come out at night.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mamma is so ugly that your father takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her good bye.