Posted by Mark on December 20, 1997 at 16:09:12:
Yo dirty mama is so dirty that when she sat in a bath tub she just made tea.
Yo mama is so stupid she watched 60 minutes in 2 hours.
When I die, I want to die like my grandpa, but not like the screaming passengers in his car.
You mama so fat that when she did something wrong they couldn't fit her in a jail cell so they painted her black and white and put her in sea world!
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a burger out of George Washington's nose!
Your brothers weiner is so small that he has to wack it with tweezers
Yo daddy's dick is so small that he has to take a with tweesers
