3 KINDS OF SEX
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HOUSE SEX:

WHEN YOU'RE NEWLY MARRIED & HAVE SEX ALL OVER THE HOUSE IN EVERY ROOM.

BEDROOM SEX:

AFTER YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR A WHILE YOU JUST HAVE SEX IN THE BEDROOM.

HALL SEX:

AFTER YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED MANY MANY YEARS,
..... YOU JUST PASS EACH OTHER IN THE HALL AND SAY FUCK YOU