This married guy took off all his clothes and laid down naked on the bed.
His wife came in with the vacum cleaner, doing some spring cleaning, when
suddenly the man said: "Suck my dick, woman."
The wife politely answered him by telling him that she is cleaning the
house
and is too busy. The man yells out this time: "SUCK MY DICK! I AM THE MAN
OF
THE HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES!"
So the woman silently and obediently started sucking...while the man
roared
out: "SUCK...SUCK...HARDER...SUCK HARDER!!!" When suddenly he yells:
"BLOW...BLOW...BLOW...THE BLANKET'S UP MY ASS!!!"