What girls say and their real meanings (in parentheses)

1) Can't we just be friends?
(There is no way in hell i am going to let any part of your body touch any part of my body again.)

2) I just need some space.
(..... without you in it.)

3) Can you help me with my homework?
(If I keep whinning, the fool will do it for me.)

4) Do I look fat in this dress?
(We haven't had a fight for a while.)

5) No, pizza's fine.
(Cheap bastard.)

6) I just do not need a boyfriend now.
(I just do not want you as a boyfriend.)

7) I don't know; what do you want to do?
(I can't believe that you have nothing planned.)

8) Come here.
(My puppy does this too.)

9) I like you but.........
(I don't like you.)

10) You never listen.
(You never listen.)

11) We're moving too quickly.
(I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend.)

12) I'll be ready in a minute.
(I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.)

13) Oh, no, I will pay for myself.
(I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch.)

14) Oh yes! Right there.
(Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.)

15) I'm just going out with the girls.
(We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.)

16) There's no one else.
(I am doing your brother.)

17) Size doesn't count.
(unless I want an orgasm.)