A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St.
Pete is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of
entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several times,
furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you
did
anything really good in your life but, you never did anything bad
either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed
that you did in your life, you're in."

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, there was this one
time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a giant group of KKK
Biker Gang Members assaulting this poor guy. I slowed down my
car to see what was going on, and sure enough, there they were, about 50
of 'em torturing this guy.

Infuriated, I get out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk,
and walked straight up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a
studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his
ear.
As I walked up to the leader, the KKK Biker Gang Bangers formed a
circle around me. So, I rip the leader's chain off his face and
smash him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turn around and yell
to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent guy alone! You're
all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a
lesson in pain!'"

St. Peter, impressed, says "Really? When did this happen?"

"Oh, about two minutes ago."

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