> A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After
>trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache specialist by his
>family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, "I
>get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and..". He
>is interrupted by the doctor, "And a heavy throbbing right behind the left
>ear".
>
> "Yes! Exactly! How did you know?"
>
> "Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist,
> you know. But I myself suffered from that same type
> of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension
> in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every
> day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she
> would squeeze her legs together with all her strength
> and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head.
> Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let
> me know how it goes". Two weeks go by and the man is
> back, "Well, how do you feel?"
>
> "Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache
> since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough.
> And, by the way you have a lovely home." ' "