Tired

For several years, I've been blaming it on my age, homework, air pollution, under arm odour and a host of other reasons. o, it wasn't any of them. his is why I'm tired.

There are 18 million people in this country. Of those, 5 million are retired. That leaves 13 million of us to work. Out of them, 8 million are at school or studying. That leaves 5 million of us to work. Of those, 2 million are unemployed. That leaves 3 million of us to work. Of those, 2 million are employed by the government. That leaves 1 million of us to work. Of those, 1000 are politicians. That leaves 999 000 of us to work. Of those, 999 998 are businessmen. That leaves two of us to work. Just you and me.

And you're sitting here on your ass reading this!. No wonder I'm bloody tired.