A surgeon, an engineer, and a lawyer were discussing their professions. Each
claimed that he belonged to the world's oldest profession.

The surgeon finally said, "Look, on the sixth day, God took a rib from
Adam and created Eve. Therefore, God was the first surgeon."

The engineer retorted, "Yes, but before that, God created the heaven and earth
from chaos and confusion. Therefore, God was the first engineer."

The lawyer got a big grin on his face and said, "And just who do you think
created the chaos and confusion in the first place?"