Top 10 Reasons Aliens Came to Earth

1.To reveal the ingredients in the "secret sauce".

2.To buy tummy exercise machines.

3.To pick up chicks.

4.For a beer stop.

5.To pick up 39 San Diego freaks.

6.To hook up to the world wide web.

7.They wanted to study inteligent life. (oops they
made a mistake!)

8.To rent Independence Day.

9.To listen to Art Bell.

10.To exploit Dirty Disney.