yo mama so fat she uses the big red boat as a surf board!!
yo mama is so ugly the moved holloween to there birthday
yo mama is so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and
shit her pants!!
yo mam is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mom is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mom is so poorwhen i rang the doorbell yesterday she
stuck her head out and said ding-dong!
yo mama is so poor i saw on the street one day and she was
diggin in the garbage can i said what you doin she said
gettin my groceries!!
yo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!!