If You Love Someone
Posted by That on July 17, 1997 at 16:20:32:
THIS DOESN'T ONLY APPLY TO FEMALES... ALSO APPLY TO MALES!!! ============================================================ ORIGINAL VERSION : If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she's never was.... ============================================================ HERE ARE THE NEW VERSIONS : ============================================================ Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ... ============================================================ Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. ============================================================ Analyst : If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why. ============================================================ Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free ... but get someone to follow her ============================================================ Logician : If you love someone, ... are you sure you love that someone? ============================================================ Go-getter: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, go get her ! ============================================================ Hunter: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't wait till she comes back, go hunt her down! ============================================================ Impatient: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back within some stipulated time limit, forget her. ============================================================ Patient: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back. ============================================================ Playful: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat until she doesn't come back ============================================================ C++ Programmer: if(you->love(m_she)) m_she->free(); if(m_she == NULL) m_she = new CShe; ============================================================ P.S. : You are free to make a gender reversal.
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