>ADAM & EVE
>
>One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't
>find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were
>earlier. Adam said, "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
>God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve
>now?"
>Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
>"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."