YOUNG Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west
in cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Dave's porch
watching the sun go down over the hills, Dave spied his prize bull
doing the business on one of his cows. He sighed in contentment at
this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to
put the hard word on Mabel.

He leaned in close and whispered in her ear, "Mabel, I'd sure like to
be doing what that bull is doing."

"Well then, why don't you? "Mabel whispered back. "It is YOUR cow."