|Diamond ring |
Posted by H.P.R.Gunawardena on December 12, 2013 at 09:45:50
A woman in a Jewelry store, Farts while
bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring...
She looks around, embarrassed, & sees the salesman standing behind her.
Totally professional, he says,"Good day Ma'am, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her ''accident'', she asks, "Sir, whats the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers "Ma'am, if U Farted just Looking at it, Ur gonna Shit wen I tell U the Price!!!"