|Naughty JOKES |
Posted by Sarat Gamini on January 22, 2013 at 08:57:57
Boy : Can I touch your software?
Girl : First show me your hardware..
Boy : Should I install it in your system?
Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install..
Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl?
Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have nipples
they have a pole and we have a hole..
Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape..
Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/- Judge : Rs.10,000/- for rape,
10.2% entertainment tax and 4% VAT..
Girl : " What do you like in me? "
Boy : " those 2 big white balls having black dots in it.."
Girl : " what??? "
Boy : " yes, your eyes.."
A very sexy and attractive female employer meets her boss and says: " Sir
will you please remove something from my breast? "
Boss: " Vow!! what's that? "
She : " your eyes sir "
SEX : It is science with wife..
It is an art with a girlfriend..
It is commerce with a prostitute..
And It is just a social service with widows....