Posted by Roy M on August 14, 2012 at 23:32:05
A man walks into the Colombo council office, & says to the Customer Service Officer:
"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a councillor."
"I need some practice for becoming a member of parliament"
The receptionist replied "certainly sir Please fill in this form."
So he was filling in the form OK until he came to the question -Are you circumcised?
So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?"
She replied "If you are circumcised you are not eligible" -
He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised?
She replied "To become a member of Srilankan parliament you have to be a complete prick."