Posted by H.P.R.Gunawardena on July 22, 2012 at 10:57:33
She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my path. She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looked at me & said, "Colin, I just got home, & I am so happy! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, & make love all night long! Are you busy to-night?
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"