|Hope you do not have any x$%##@ friends|
Posted by rohan j. on 9/09/2011
A x$%##@ migrant in Sydney, Australia goes to a Lankan Doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
The Doctor says, "You need to piss and shit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.
Then put a towel over your head and inhale the vapours for 3 days."
The man does this and goes back to the Doctor and says, "I feel wonderful!! What was wrong with me?"
"You were homesick.. "