This guy needs to use the bathroom really badly. He's almost shitting his pants. He goes into a bar, where its really crowded, and everyone is having a great time. He looks around everywhere, but there's no bathroom in sight.
However, he does spot a little set of stairs in the back, so
he goes upstairs, and he finds himself in a little room, with a hole in the middle of the floor. Well, this guy REALLY has to go, so he looks around, drops his pants, and quickly does
his thing in the hole.
Once he's done, he pulls up his pants, and saunters downstairs like nothing happened. When he gets downstairs, there isn't anyone there, and the bartender is crouched under the bar. Well, the guy asks the bartender "Where is everyone?" The bartender asks, "Where were you when the shit hit the fan?"