Two Nuns decided to visit the Vatican to be Blessed by Holy Pope.
Walking for days on the Desert, overcoming many obstacles; faced a Military Check Point undergoing extensive Security.
Lonely two Guards on duty asked the Nuns to disrobe for
Checking any hidden weapons. After a through search they let the Nuns leave.
Walking after few kilo meters one Nun asked the other
"Are we going to Confess the Holy Father, that we got Raped Twice?"
Promptly the other stated, "Why should we Lie when we got Raped only Once."
Then the first Nun asked, "Are we not going back to them?"