A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person)
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I ' ve never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied, I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. Its none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME...
GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOPIMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.