One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he
could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.

Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage
on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle?
Wait until Christmas."

Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again.The
father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry
about that. Ask me again some other time."

Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of
the house with all his belongings in a suitcase.

The father asked him why he was leaving. The boy said,
"Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say
that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should
wait because she was coming too, and DAMN if I'll get stuck
with an $80,000 mortgage!"