In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts.
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How
are things, Eve?" He asked. "It is all so beautiful, God,"
she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the
smells, the sights, everything is wonderful ... but I have
It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one
pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them
with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on
bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot
at this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just
figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll
fix that right away!" God reached down and took the middle
breast right off, tossing it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the
garden. "Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked.
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight
on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The
ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have
a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How
could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will
immediately create Man from a part of you! Now, let's see...
where's that useless boob?!"