Relax : Cool Ones
Posted by S.Suraweera on March 29, 2010 at 19:09:44

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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