|A man & a frog ! |
Posted by Kathy on 2/09/2010
The guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any one.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say a gain, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. All your friends will be envious and jealous as I will be your bride!"
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
The frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? Now quickly kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said.....
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
With age comes wisdom..(sometimes.)