During sex Jeeto asks repeatedly:
Do you love me, do you really loveme?
Irritated Santa: What the helldo you think, I am doing pushups.

She took off his pants and whispered: Make me feel like a woman. He smiled, threw the pants at her and said: Go, wash them!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

How do u clean a plane??
Answer: When u see the plan in the sky ,u throw bucket of water.

why does the santa have a big sack?
Because he comes once a year.

What did the male voalcano say to the female volcano?
Answer: I lava you.

What is the long thing a Sri lankan gives to his bride on the wedding day?
Answer: His surname

What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Answer: Bunny farts