Sarath & Gota
Posted by Leonard on December 02, 2009 at 19:59:31

Everyday, a hen owned by a Sarath F would lay an egg in his garden, which was used in his daily breakfast. One day, he looked into his garden, only to find that the hen had laid her egg in the Gota's garden next door.

He was about to go next door when he saw Gota rush out of the house to pick the egg. Then Sarath ran up to the Gota and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. Gota disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for awhile until finally Sarath said, "In the Army camp, we normally solve disputes by the following method.

I kick you in the nuts and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the nuts and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Gota thought for a moment and noticed that the Sarath was only wearing a pair of those funny rubber Bata slipers, then looked at his own feet which boasted a shiny new pair of Nike basketball boots. He quickly agreed to resolve the dispute "Camp Style."

Sarath took a few steps back and kicked Gota in the balls as hard as he could, toes hanging over the edges of the slipers and all. The Gota fell to the ground clutching himself and howled in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually, Gota stood up with black and blue enlarged nuts and all and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." Then Sarath replied, "Nahh you can keep the egg."

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