A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad
one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the
clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees
the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just
look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must
be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must
be a sign from God."

The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen
David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest.

The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the
bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts
the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't
you having any?"

The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."