Late at night, a priest was walking through the park heading back to his
church. Out of the shadows came a prostitute saying to the priest, "Father,
Head....$50.00" The priest, saying nothing, quickened his pace to get away
from the prostitute.

A short while later, another prostitute came out of the shadows and said,
"Father, Head, $50.00" And again, the priest quickened his pace.

He headed for the convent and once there summoned the Mother Superior who he
asked, "Mother Superior, what's head?"

She replied, "Why Father, $50.00, same as in the park".