Is an angle a triangle with only two sides?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
How come you never hear about grunted employees?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
If a train-station is where a train stops, what happens at a workstation?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?