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Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and
then when you see what the other person has, you wish
you had ordered that.

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Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs.
Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or
being murdered.

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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such
beautiful things as women and then he turns them into
Wives!

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A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A
man, who surrenders when not sure, is Wise. A man, who
surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

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