An Asian man who only spoke few English words was stopped for a traffic violation.

Police Officer: Sir, do you know why I stopped you?

Driver: No

Police Officer: You did not stop at the stop sign.

Driver: I look this side, I look no car, I look that side, I look no car, I go.

The cop giving him a traffic violation ticket,
Sir, Now you look this side, you look ticket, have a good day.