GOOD * BAD * WORSE
Posted by Indu on May 15, 1997 at 15:13:15:
Good: Your hubby & you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Worse: Your daughter borrowed them. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Worse: You're in them. Good: Your wife bought you a porn movie. Bad: It's over five years old. Worse: Your daughter's the star. Good: Your son's interested in school. Bad: He has to do extra credit to pass. Worse: Making a sex ed video. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Worse: So are you. Good: You give the "Birds & Bees" talk to your kid Bad: He keeps interupting. Worse: With corrections ! Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. (a GOOD one) Good: Your wife sez you can go hunting all you want. Bad: Because she's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Good: Your wife is helping bring in income. Bad: She's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your spouse. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camies and has an AK-47. Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year. Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: They're both gay. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: The postman had the same idea. Worse: There's a line, waiting. Good: You get a three-day weekend. Bad: You get the flu on Friday. Worse: It's Tuesday morning already. Good: You finally get a nite out. Bad: You're seen going into a strip show by a gossip. Worse: Your daughter's the headliner. Good: Your husband's exercising and dieting. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. Worse: He knows how to coordinate better. Good: Your child's waiting for "Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is. Worse: He's recieved answers to his personals ad. Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds. Worse: He catches you looking and smiles. Good: Your wife loves outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown. Worse: Neither of you drive. Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home. Worse: From her Woman's Club meeting. Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: ALL of them.
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