CARELESS LISTENER REGRETS
Posted by Indu on May 15, 1997 at 15:08:55:
CARELESS LISTENER REGRETS by Edith Scharff ------------------- When God gave out brains, I thought He said trains, and I missed mine. When God gave out looks, I thought He said books, and I didn't want any. When God gave out noses, I thought He said roses, and I asked for a red one. When God gave out legs, I thought He said kegs, and I ordered two fat ones. When God gave out ears, I thought He said beers, and I ordered two long ones. When God gave out chins, I thought He said gins, and I ordered a double. When God gave out heads, I thought He said beds, and I asked for a soft one. Gee, am I a mess!
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