Nice Jokes Posted by Pissu Pusa on 10/20/2007
name: email: heading: body: Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know Maths. Ted: You don't know my father! Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mum. Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now. Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8 Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear. Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love Man: How old is your father? Boy: 1 year older then me Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog! Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good! Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Singapore, Sir. Teacher: Which part? Student: All of me, Sir. Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair? Ah Kow: No comb, Sir. Teacher: Use your dad's then. Ah Kow: No hair, Sir. A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did you get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do you mean 'under water'?" " They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"
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