Ranil visits God Posted by Shyamon Jayasinghe on September 19, 2007 at 20:41:00
Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton." God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away. Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan." God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away. Ranil W. visits God and asks him: "God when will I become the President in Sri Lanka." Hearing this, God starts crying. Ranil W. is astounded and asks: "God why are you crying?" God replies: "Son, I will not see it in my lifetime."
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